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I         HAVE FUN                      WEDDING SERIOUSLY

once upon a time i was a little girl and then i grew up and then i became a photographer and i told you all about myself in a non weird way bc im cool like that. I had a way with words and you booked me bc of it and we all lived happily ever after. 

addicted to coffee and crack cocaine


I'm Lauren

I spit facts

I'm not lying. I need help.

i smoke rocks

im a stripper

yep thats right. im dave chapell.

just every other day. 

but I take your